dangergays: imagine the shyest boy you know that boy has a penis that sometimes gets erect
raspberrying: ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ The fact this school year isn’t over yet makes me want to drown myself in the toilet ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
cliterallysame: I love making people who already hate me hate me more
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” i thought you could combine flowers like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
Expectation is the root of all heartache.– William Shakespeare (via veg-pits)
I should just not do things, ever.
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
“IT’S NOT HIS FAULT, HE’S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!” I scream as my favourite character murders another person.
shebelongsinthetardis: mriloveyourhat: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits. ...
averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES #MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.
littlespacecase: Men’s Issues Societal expectations of masculinity Societal expectations to provide for women No long term reversible male birth control Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at Unfair treatment in child custody battles Alimony No support for male victims of domestic abuse Not men’s issues The friend zone Women not...
a day in the life: my parents grounded me for going dress shopping with my best friend of 4 yrs and her dad for her upcoming church pageant. they gave me permission to. They said I was out too late. I got back at 9:30 haven eaten dinner. I’m 17 years old. My dad said “You can’t go out for the rest of the year.” it is April. I laughed at him. This was the first time...